tupacabra:

you: i’m so cold

me: i could warm you up ;)

you: how? ;)

me:

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somebody: wow your lipstick is SUCH a nice color! what's it called?
somebody else: it's my chunky dunk hydrating lippie
somebody: what the fuck
Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart
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scarymarymusic:

Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart

chekhov:

My friend has been in Korea for three weeks and I’m trying to keep her updated on the ever changing American cultural zeitgeist… Kim K has a video game everyone’s playing… Wimbledon is the NYC street summer jam… cupcakes are out and French macarons are in… The new face of America is unrecognizable…

sidewalkhoochie:
someonesmellslikefish:

surreelust:

Always Together by Vladimir Kush

Surrealism

someonesmellslikefish:

surreelust:

Always Together by Vladimir Kush

Surrealism

guccimanesbartchain:

irocmindless:

"White people looking for something they lost." I physically died.

Wildly accurate

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

The guy that voices Tina does really shitty stand up

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos