WHAT IS GOING ON.
i found another one ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
*after you confess your love for me* …..oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today
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Oh, what a sweet serenade
And the night is still young for love
There’s a flood coming soon
And this rush hits me just like a
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My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph
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my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes
this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man
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I made no bake cheesecakes in lil plastic containers with lids and they bite back
This should be the last episode, no episode after this can compare.
Y’ALL
why does she start crying lmfaoaiysisyeieisisosi
I can’t stop laughing
Omg lmao
Tag yourself. I’m the woman who says “so what’s happenin’”
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most realistic part of the james bond oeuvre is in casino royale when bond fuckin quits his whole ass career and is ready to wife up the second he tasted eva green’s pussy
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